Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.
me: schools hard
parents: well when i was in schoo-
that moment when someone’s texting u and they delete what they were typing and u feel like they’re playing with ur feelings
Girls don’t like boys, they like horses and money
we’re gonna be weird adults
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?