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eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

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meladoodle:

id rather fall in lava than fall in love

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cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

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ugly:

do u ever just lay in bed at night and wonder why no one wants to kiss u

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oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

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avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

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busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

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seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

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  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

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La Dispute (by Anam Merchant)
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